Introductions later, first things, first.

I could sit here for several hours.... Walk away for several minutes, and return to sit and obsess for several more wasted moments of my under indulged personal time.

So instead I am going to save myself the vast amount of time spent trying to think of an ingenious first post. Something that would make me appear as charming, creative, and intelligent as I already feel I am.

And post this instead....

Blog cherry popped*.

*Also known as the blog hymen.